how to cook an egg ( in a very unnatural and extreme way)

there's a lot topics given to us just for example: being a terrorist for one day, how to kill a cockroach etc. and I, for all people where given a topic, a very very very very very interesting topic on how to cook and EGG!!
yeah you hear it right, how to cook an egg. Man o man, ill try to somewhat do my best to express my personality and my extreme ideas that we can apply as we make one.

 alright, we know that this dish is one of the easiest one to cook ( i think i can cook one while my eyes are close)
so i am not going to teach you how to cook it in a normal way. lets make it as adventurous as possible alright ? lets go

  first, i recommend you not to wear a proper outfit as you cook. i suggest you to imitate one of your favorite character for example, i recommend you to imitate a samurai, yeah ! a samurai with sword and all ( or probably you can just use a knife at least 5 inch long) 

then prepare the primary things of course there's the egg, a frying pan and oil. after you gather the material go to the kitchen and prepare your self for a battle.

 as you enter the kitchen make sure you kneel and pray like a samurai before entering a fight, this time, a survival war against you and your hunger.

  lit up the fire and let the frying pan absorb the heat, if you think that it is hot enough pour the oil. ( you don't need to touch the frying pan in order to feel if it is hot already, your a samurai not incredible hulk remember)
then close your eyes and focus, yeah focus focus prepare as you withdraw your sword or your knife in its socket. ( where making a sunny side up egg) then throw the egg in the air then slash it ! in perfect timing, in perfect height,in perfect distance so that it will land directly into the frying pan.
 
 don't forget to sparkle salt on the egg to add flavor.
 fry it for about a minute or maybe less than a minute then transfer it on your plate and have your self a good meal.

always remember; a samurai never accept defeat so if you think that your cooking skills stinks ? HARAKIRI kill your self ( optional )
 

 i suggest you to video everything and send it to just for laughs or bubble gang. this video is worth watching i tell you . ^.^

so that's eat, a very exotic way of cooking an egg.

i hope you can actually do this at home, it is very rare and very manageable thing to do.
thank you for reading this blog and a bid you guys goodnight.

chow. ^,^