Linggo, Agosto 21, 2011

how to make your neighbors life miserable

are you experiencing boredom or some sort of a not-so-enjoying day ?
or feeling like you need to do anything to make everything feel good and okay ?
if your neighbor always pisses you off i am going to give you tips on how to make their life miserable even just for the time of your boredom ( i suggest that you must not do this as a habit )

remember not  to get caught or else you are in big trouble. so lets do this .. i am very much excited

* throw stones at their roofs (make sure to use big rocks to irritate them more)
* make news about the father being gay or if they have a son it will be better to tell his father that he is gay
*wake up 5:00 in the morning and set your stereos in maximum volume and play rock and roll songs
* talk dirty as they eat, make sure that they can actually here you
* make your dog commit number 2 in front of the house, don't you ever dare to clean it up let them do the job.
* add MSG in their dog food.
* have a drinking session in front of their house at 12:00 midnight
* borrow some coin from your father go the nearest pay phone and call at their land line telling " i will kill you all"
* leave a gift box (make sure that it looks very nice) containing a dead cat or rat.
* call a pizza parlor and order as many as you can and give your neighbors address.
* knock on the door or if they have a doorbell ring it every 12:00 midnight
* get the electric bill of your neighbor for them not to be aware of how much they are going to pay.
* make a letter addressing them winning a 100000000 lottery jackpot


   i think this is enough to make your day and makes your neighbors life miserable at the same time.




  thank you for reading this blog and i hope you can actually apply it. ( don't make it as a habit though)



chow .. ^^

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